Mittens Fernwhisker-Pluckington III Announces "The Curtains, Vertically" World Tour

After two years of self-imposed seclusion behind the couch, Mittens Fernwhisker-Pluckington III is finally ready to return to the stage. The reclusive feline composer announced this morning — via a single, deliberate paw-print on a half-finished crossword — that she will embark on her first international tour, titled The Curtains, Vertically, beginning

About Mittens

Mittens Fernwhisker-Pluckington III hails from the mist-wrapped alleys of a place that definitely exists, where she first discovered her passion for thumping pawsically on overturned trash can lids at the tender age of nineteen moons. A self-taught virtuoso of the interpretive yowl and the midnight-window-scratch concerto, Mittens blends the raw